Dare To Ask Talk And News About Our Differences By PHILLIP MILANO
Question
Why do some men attempt to cover their balding heads with a comb-over? You all would look much more attractive if you would get a decent haircut. My gentleman friend reacted like I asked him to cut off his you-know-what when I suggested he would look much better if he changed his style.
Jo, 53, Fort Wayne, Ind.
Replies
We all want to look our best, and at our age most of us have come to the conclusion that “we can’t please everybody, so we please ourselves.” If you love him, don’t ask him to change. If you don’t love him, why should he change for you?
Carol S., 58, Mountain Home, Ark.
My hair loss is not yet severe, but I do find it disturbing. I think it engenders the opinion that anything on top of the head looks better than bare scalp.
Scott, 39, Bangor, Maine
Heh, the comb-over is apparently a hot look if you’re Donald Trump. No one likes to be told what to do, especially if it concerns personal style. It’s like why some women wear push-up bras that squish them into having cleavage with the aid of lots of wire and padding.
Ann, 22, Toronto
Expert says
He may own a clump of lower Manhattan, but we can trump the Donald as far as influentials who’ve sported this hairstyle. How about the ruler of most of the civilized world at one point?
That’s right: Julius Caesar. He apparently had an exquisite comb-over, said Chris Marino of Denver. On statues you’ll see that he pulled his hair way too far forward. He may even have worn that laurel to draw attention away from his eminent eggheaded-ness, Marino said.
Why are we quoting Chris Marino of Denver, anyway? Well, he spent two years making Combover: The Movie, a documentary to air on The Sundance Channel this summer.
“We found that with most guys it starts out combing over a small patch of baldness . . . at some point, though, they lose touch with what’s going on. Many are then in denial.”
Marino said hair has always been an important symbol of virility and strength. While the comb-over style is fading and is mostly the province of older men, they will go to great lengths to advertise that they still have some fuzz left.
“We came across a gentleman in Texas who had one of the most incredible comb-overs I’ve ever seen. He was completely bald except for by his ears and back of his head. He grew that long enough so he could take it in three sections and . . . he could lap it in such a way it would cover every bit of scalp. Then he’d spray it down.”
For those needing lessons, check out U.S. Patent 4,022,227 (complete with hand-illustrated diagrams), awarded in 1977 to Donald J. Smith and his father, Frank J. Smith, of Orlando. The elder Smith had big plans for wind-proof hair products and got a patent on a variation of the comb-over as the foundation of a future planned empire.
The tutorial may not be needed, though. A Psychology Today survey found only a minority of women find bald men unattractive.