[Charles32259]

This is an extremely common method of masturbation, and nothing to be concerned about – with a few important caveats. Don’t fire the thing up and plug straight in; give it a careful eyeballing for fit and safety. There were a number of incidents in England surrounding the infamous Hoover Dustette vacuum cleaner. (at least allegedly, this *could* be an urban legend.) The Hoover company improved the model by adding a rotary fan inside the vacuum tube to break up fiber clogs – hair, carpet, etc. Shortly afterwards, the emergency rooms had several incidents of penile laceration to deal with… True or not, it tells you the important thing – you’re about to use a monsterously powerful home appliance on your tenderest of vittles. Be careful out there, boys!

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Name : Charles32259, Gender : M, Sexual Orientation : Straight, Race : White/Caucasian, Religion : Agnostic, Age : 24, City : Albuquerque, State : NM, Country : United States, Occupation : Architect, Education level : 4 Years of College, Social class : Lower middle class, 

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