[Jeff31153]

In fifth grade one of my friends was teasing me, saying I probably masturbated with a vacuum cleaner. Of course we laughed about it, but when I got home after school that day, I thought about it and tried it, and the feeling was great. Now I’m 28 and comfortable with it, and still do it once in a while. Does anybody else do this, and what do you think about it?

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[Natalie20082]

Is the vacuum ON while you’re doing this?

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[Carrie32376]

I think that’s OK. If you’re comfortable with it, there’s nothing wrong. I don’t personally, but it sounds interesting, and the air tug would probably be arousing. People masturbate with all kinds of bizarre things (showerheads, vegetables, feather dusters), so a vacuum cleaner isn’t shockingly abnormal. As the old saying goes, ‘Whatever floats your boat.’

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Name : Carrie32376, Gender : F, Age : 19, City : Minneapolis, State : MN, Country : United States, Social class : Middle class, 

[JM30553]

I have done it numerous times. No clean up! It’s great!

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[Siomon]

Would someone please explain HOW to masturbate with a vacuumcleaner?

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[Scottie28198]

You may want to be careful with that method. I’m not sure if this is true or not, but I’ve heard of men losing the tips of their penises because they didn’t think to consider the small fan in the vacuum. Know your vacuum and be aware of the fan for the sake of your jimmy.

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Name : Scottie28198, City : Wilmington, State : NC, Country : United States, 

[Charles32259]

This is an extremely common method of masturbation, and nothing to be concerned about – with a few important caveats. Don’t fire the thing up and plug straight in; give it a careful eyeballing for fit and safety. There were a number of incidents in England surrounding the infamous Hoover Dustette vacuum cleaner. (at least allegedly, this *could* be an urban legend.) The Hoover company improved the model by adding a rotary fan inside the vacuum tube to break up fiber clogs – hair, carpet, etc. Shortly afterwards, the emergency rooms had several incidents of penile laceration to deal with… True or not, it tells you the important thing – you’re about to use a monsterously powerful home appliance on your tenderest of vittles. Be careful out there, boys!

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