[phil douglas]

I’ve often wondered the same thing. My brother has strenuous bowel movements resulting from gluttony. When he’s finished eliminating, he looks like he just finished wrestleing a strong man. The stench is horrible, and the toilet is totally plastered. It often takes him 2 or 3 flushed to get it all down. I asked him about wiping…and he became very evasive. so I spied on him…sort of. I marked the toilet paper every morning while he was here…and whenever I noticed that he had used the toilet again. I kept stats: 69% of the time, he used NO toilet paper! 83% of the time….the sink was dry. He didn’t even wash his hands. When I confronted him…again, he wouldn’t face up. Just for fun….I ran the same ‘study’ with my normal weight friends. While they used TP 100% of the time….they only washed their hands 14% of the time. I am amazed at how people can be this way…so clean looking and well groomed…with pooh on their hands most of the time. If my posterior became large for a time, like pregnancy, I would probably getr one of those toilets that the Muslims use. It cleans your backside for you. Handy if you serve Allah, because once you have used your hand to wipe…you are forbidden from using that hand for the rest of the day. I think I’ll have the Muslims call on my Brother and friends and see about converting them. lol Anyway, I hope your pregnancy ‘with birth pangs’ isn’t too strenuous. And I look forward to the day when men won’t have to work so hard (‘with the sweat of your brow all your days you shall toil’) and women are free from the pangs of birth. May that little blessing inside of you grow and kick, and then cry and nurse…just like a healthy little child with a God fearing mommy!

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Name : phil douglas, Gender : M, Sexual Orientation : as God intended, Disability : Deaf, Age : 45, City : colorado springs, State : CO, Country : United States, Occupation : first Poland..now Iraq, Education level : High School Diploma, Social class : Lower class, 

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