[SR28460]

Me, fart? Never.

Of course we fart! I had a female friend several years ago who farted around me, and when I finally accidentally let one slide in her presence, she laughed at my apology and announced to a friend of ours: ‘S. finally farted in front of me! She was so embarrassed, it was so cute!’ For some reason, it is difficult for some women to admit to normal human functioning; we are unspokenly taught to hide things like farting and masturbation.

By the way, I saw a comedy routine in which a male comic imitated the urgent way his wife rushed him out of the house to work in the morning, hurriedly kissing him goodbye with a slightly pained expression on her face. The punchline was that she could not ah, do No. 2 in the restroom until he’d left the house, because it would mar her femininity if he somehow knew that she excreted just like a man.

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Name : SR28460, Gender : F, Sexual Orientation : Straight, Race : White/Caucasian, Religion : Humanist, Age : 23, City : San Antonio, State : TX, Country : United States, Occupation : unemployed, Education level : Over 4 Years of College, 

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