[John P.]

Honey, the first thing you need to do is thank the Virgin Mary that you’re a fish-eatin’, waifer-suckin’ papist. Thank God (literally) that he never had anything to say to us about alcohol, tobacco and caffeine (as if!?).

As far as the year’s food supply, think about how many beers and raffle tickets that could buy at St. Paul’s festival! And, if you act up at Bingo, a glorious confession and small penance will clean the slate. I wouldn’t advise licking a raw chicken … other than that, food-cleaning is overrated, anyway. (I bet Joseph Smith, on his trek across the New World, ate some very grubby, gamey food.)

Curiosity killed the cat, you know. Stay out of Utah, and in the Cathedral. Hail Mary full of grace…

All in fun from a non-practicing family. (Where’s the Latin, anyway?)

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Name : John P., Gender : M, Sexual Orientation : Straight, Race : White/Caucasian, Religion : Catholic, Age : 33, City : Cincinnati, State : OH, Country : United States, Occupation : Religious Counselor, Education level : Over 4 Years of College, Social class : Upper middle class, 

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