[Angry Fat Man]

I have been obese most of my life and have come up with several methods. 1)Have some one else do it.(If you live near a zoo most elephant washers will com to your house for a small fee. Be prepared to stand on one leg) 2)Go to Home Depot and buy a saw horse. Wrap the saw horse with toilet paper and ride it like a bad pony. 3)If you are still able to get up stairs just use the banister and slide down. 4)And my favorite method…buy a dog and let it lick you clean. Fun everybody and save on dog food. Remember being fat is no laughing matter, unless you are thin. Regards, Angry Fatman

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Name : Angry Fat Man, City : St. Paul, State : MN, Country : United States, 

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