If you’re hairy and you poop, whatcha do?

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    Deb M.
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    Men: If you are very hairy around your buttocks and anus, how do you have a bowel movement without having to take a shower afterward? Is there a way to do it? Preventative measures?

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    Name : Deb M., Gender : F, Sexual Orientation : Straight, Race : White/Caucasian, Religion : Agnostic, Age : 26, City : Chicago, State : IL Country : United States, Occupation : Law Student, Education level : Over 4 Years of College, Social class : Upper class, 
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    Rick29960
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    I normally take a No. 2 at home in the morning before taking a shower, but in the event that I need to go during the day, I always carry with me wet wipes (I have kids).

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    Name : Rick29960, Gender : M, Race : Italian, Age : 41, City : East Bay, State : CA Country : United States, 
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    Ridley-S
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    If you must know I use water. It is not possible to shower afterward, everytime, especially in a public place. Water is easily available, though.

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    Name : Ridley-S, Gender : M, Race : White/Caucasian, Religion : Agnostic, Age : 22, City : Chambersburg, State : PA Country : United States, Social class : Lower middle class, 
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    John29307
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    Just wipe again and again and again until it is clean. It works.

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    Name : John29307, Gender : M, City : Edmonton, Alberta, State : NA Country : Canada, 
    #32936

    Matt21819
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    I wipe it off. Yes, wipe. All of it. For future reference, hair is not necessarily ON the anus, but it can be all around it. The grain of hair weaves usually grows away from the anus.

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    Name : Matt21819, Gender : M, Age : 23, City : a strange place, State : TN Country : United States, 
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    Harry21424
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    Shampoo. I shampoo my ass. Ever try to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a paper towel? Until I can afford a bidet, I'll keep right on with a squirt of shampoo and reach in the bowl spashing water. No hash marks in THESE skivvies!

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    Name : Harry21424, City : Cincinnati, State : OH Country : United States, 
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    JOHN29213
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    when i wipe poo, the hair usually comes off.

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    Name : JOHN29213, City : ROCKLAND CO., State : NY Country : United States, 
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    Gabriel W.
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    Repeated wiping usually does the trick, but not always. And one wonders how to get water for wiping while locked in a public stall... So sometimes you just do what you can and walk around vaguely insecure until you get a chance to finish the job. A great film scene regarding this: Matthew Broderick in 'Election' furiously washing himself in the tub before his attempted hotel room affair. It's not entirely obvious what he's specifically doing, so it's fun to see who gets the joke and who doesn't.

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    Name : Gabriel W., Gender : M, Sexual Orientation : Straight, Race : White/Caucasian, Religion : Agnostic, Age : 27, City : Minneapolis, State : MN Country : United States, Education level : 4 Years of College, Social class : Lower middle class, 
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    MrBrain
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    well i would hope that i had TP but if not i guess you would have to use a leafs or leaves to do the job. wash your hands that could be messy.

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    Name : MrBrain, City : Ottawa, State : NA Country : state of mind, 
    #33784

    Dan
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    Mine is deep and sweaty and hairy. Repeated wiping irritated my butt until I discovered the Japanese toilets. They're great! One is the squatter, so the buttocks are farther apart. Another is the Washlet (Toto sells them in the USA) which I use at home now. If you don't have access to one, then just spit a little on the toilet paper before your third or so wipe. Works great for me.

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    Name : Dan, Gender : M, Sexual Orientation : Straight, Race : White/Caucasian, Age : 45, City : L.A., State : CA Country : United States, Occupation : manager, Education level : Over 4 Years of College, Social class : Upper middle class, 
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    jon20789
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    Just shave every two weeks down there. That's what I do and it solved it.

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    Name : jon20789, City : kodak, State : TN Country : United States, 
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