I’m not plotting against Americans, nobody I know is. But hey, if I wanted to, I’d taint our ketchup supply, because America loves ketchup…. After 9/11, I’m at the airport and told the woman at the counter I’m a comic and I was running late … she says ‘Say something funny.’ I said, ‘OK, I just graduated from flight school.’ …

As an Asian guy, I’ve been mercilessly teased by people since my teens (even Asian females, although with them I can shoot right back with comments on how ‘flat’ they are) about the myth of the Asian penis. Well, I look smallish when my penis isn’t erect, but when I am aroused, I am slightly over 6 inches (by eye-balling), …

How and why did the finger between the ‘ring finger’ and the ‘pointer finger’ come to mean an offensive gesture? TG27574, City : Springfield, State : IL, Country : United States, 10512 Replies: I think it has to do with the phallic imagery and the implied violence in the upward motion. If you turn that hand upside-down, it looks like a …

Realizing that I would not want to work 12-14 hours a day to support kids that I created, I chose not to have any kids. My time and money are now my own, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I have heard people say that NOT having kids is selfish. Yet I wonder why people have children that …

Why do many senior citizens view a daily shave (for men) as virtually mandatory, while daily bathing of the whole body is pretty much a matter of personal preference? The only reason I shave is that I am out in the working world; if I were retired, I would not shave at all except occasionally to trim areas of my …

Do all black people know each other? RaquelP, City : Johnson City, State : TN, Country : United States, 126 Replies: Do all white people know each other? No. Therefore all black people do not know each other either. The only different between white and black people is the fact that black people have more melanin in they’re skin which is …