Yearly Archives: 2016

North Dakotan, not backward – and won’t bitch you out

I’ve lived in North Dakota my whole life. I love it. I’m not racist, redneck or uncultured. I want to start a discussion (and yes, a friendly one, I don’t intend to bitch anyone out) about these stereotypes. I understand where they came from, but don’t people realize times change? The people who most fit this stereotype (I hate to …

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‘I’m not plotting against Americans, but if I wanted to, I’d taint our ketchup supply’

I’m not plotting against Americans, nobody I know is. But hey, if I wanted to, I’d taint our ketchup supply, because America loves ketchup…. After 9/11, I’m at the airport and told the woman at the counter I’m a comic and I was running late … she says ‘Say something funny.’ I said, ‘OK, I just graduated from flight school.’ …

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