[Mark]

I am a blonde married to a blonde, and we have two blonde kids. The American upper Midwest is full of blondes. We are not dumb, gullible or ditzy (except when we try to be), nor are we overly sexually active. Our high school and college scores are tops in the country – at least WE think so. Here are some reasons for the stereotypes you mention, after some serious informal observation and reflection: 1) We have long, cold winters and we sometimes do goofy things just to laugh, and rather than laughing at others, we laugh at ourselves. 2) Blondes like being blonde, and we pretend to be dumb, etc. to keep others from becoming blonde artificially! 3) Blondes ARE better looking, which leads non-blondes to think we must be having sex more than they are! 4) Blondes are very self-secure; they think that non-blondes are just teasing them when they think they are dumb, etc. 5) ‘Guys hate to squeeze blackheads.’ The one bad thing about being a blonde guy is that your hair is finer and tends to thin with age, so we look prematurely bald. But then God only made a few perfect heads – the rest He covered with hair!

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Name : Mark, Gender : M, Sexual Orientation : Straight, Disability : Blonde, Race : White/Caucasian, Religion : Lutheran, Age : 42, City : Cooperstown, State : ND, Country : United States, Occupation : Pastor, Education level : Over 4 Years of College, Social class : Middle class, 

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