[Cheryl32330]

Sharing the joy of someone else’s bodily functions in not something I can get into. When someone near me farts, burps, clears their throat (an affectation, not a function) or spits (same category), it usually goes unnoticed, unless their ‘function’ stinks, leaves residue or makes a noise loud enough to obliterate whatever mellifluous sound or thought I am currently enjoying. If someone nearby is unable or unwilling to discreetly alleviate their affliction, their performance usually leaves me wondering if, in fact, wolves raised them. Why? It (the offending sound or residual scent or fluid) pretty much tells me the perpetrator is more focused on his or her own discomfort and its relief than on the comfort and health of those around them. Who wants to tiptoe through spit on the sidewalk, hoping they don’t have to clean a ‘loogie’ off their shoe later? Who wants to listen to the sound of someone’s throat-clearing overtake the soft voice of a stage performer? And why would I want to sniff someone’s fart while endeavoring to enjoy a fragrant and appetizing meal? That’s why I think it’s unpleasant to be around a person who freely belches, farts and snorts. It’s also why I refrain from letting fly when in the company of other humans. In the company of my poor, dear dog, on the other hand…

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Name : Cheryl32330, Gender : F, City : New Haven, State : CT, Country : United States, 

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